Jay Leno's economic jokes

1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but
keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market.

2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street
is now being called Wal Mart Street.

3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investmentbanker. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW

4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything inLas Vegas and an investment banker? A tie!

5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is thaton the left side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.

6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watchingour show, if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it.

7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favourite candy bar.

8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush's copy is even thicker. They had to include pictures.

9. President Bush's response was to meet some small businessowners in San Antonio last week. The small business ownersare General Motors, General Electric and Century 21.

10. What worries me most about the credit crunch is that ifone of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. Iwon't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's.